Pinky Promise
$12.50Red dragon fruit sorbet mixed with mashed raspberries. Topped with granola, blueberries, bananas, sliced almonds, coconut shavings, and honey drizzle.
The Funky Lemon menu
Bright Bites. Bold Sips.
Explore breakfast, Dark Horse coffee, açai bowls, smoothies, and fresh juices made for sunny Mission Beach days.
Prices are transcribed from the café’s published online menu and may change. Confirm current availability directly with the café.
in Mission Beach
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Bliss Bowls
Colorful, fruit-forward bowls with plenty of crunch.
Once in a Blue Moon
$13.00Bananas, mangoes, blackberries, almond milk, non-fat vanilla Greek yogurt, and blue majik. Topped with granola, strawberries, bananas, chia seeds, honey drizzle, and coconut shavings.
Doing Me
$12.50Açai berries, apple juice, bananas, and blueberries. Topped with granola, strawberry, bananas, coconut shavings, yogi berries, chia seeds, and honey drizzle.
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Breakfast
Beach-morning favorites, toasties, and stacked sandwiches.
Avoca-duh!! Toast
$10.75Fresh avocado, sliced cherry tomatoes, arugula, microgreens, lemon, salt, and pepper flakes on whole grain toast.
Joey's Fav
$11.25Fried egg, prosciutto, gruyere, butter, cherry tomatoes, arugula, lemon, lemon zest, and olive oil on toasted brioche.
Mio Caro Caro
$10.25Caprese or burrata cheese, sliced tomatoes, basil, pistou, and balsamic on a French baguette.
The Notorious Ham Sandwich
$11.25Prosciutto, butter, and creamy brie on a French baguette with pistou spread or fig preserve for a kick.
The Nutty Girl PB & J
$9.25Honey-roasted almond butter, fresh mashed berry, and sliced bananas sprinkled with almonds on whole grain toast. Add honey for extra sweetness.
Toastie Melt
$11.25Gruyere, white cheddar, pepper jack, grilled onions, and butter on grilled rosemary bread.
Xochill the Turkey Cobb
$11.75Roasted turkey breast, applewood bacon, avocado, tomatoes, red onion, romaine, and mayo on rosemary bread. Substitute pistou for mayo.
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Coffee
Espresso, cold brew, and bold Dark Horse coffee.
Cappuccino
$3.99Coffee and frothed steamed milk.
Cold Brew
$6.99House-made cold brew.
Horchata Latte
$5.47Horchata, steamed milk, double espresso, and cinnamon.
House Coffee
$3.99Dark Horse roasted coffee and decaf.
Latte
$5.47Double espresso and steamed milk.
La Vida Mocha
$5.47Espresso, whole milk, cacao powder, cinnamon, and a touch of cayenne.
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Fresh Juices
Pressed bright and fresh for Mission Beach days.
My Heart Beets
$11.00Beet root, red apple, cilantro, lemon, and ginger.
S*** Mexi
$11.00Orange, strawberry, pear, and a splash of lemon.
Oh Kale Yes!
$11.00Kale, pineapple, green apples, aloe vera, and lime.
The Morning After
$11.00Carrot, apple, ginger, turmeric, and a splash of lemon.
The Funky Mix
$11.00Dandelion, pear, celery, cucumber, kale, green apple, lemon, ginger, and coconut water.
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Smoothies
Creamy, playful blends with a little something extra.
Easy Peasy Lemon Squezy
$10.75Bananas, vanilla Greek yogurt, vanilla, lime, lemon zest, coconut milk, and salt. Topped with coconut whip and graham crumbs.
Adulting
$10.75Coffee, bananas, peanut butter, coconut milk, cocoa, frozen cauliflower, and vanilla. Topped with coconut whip and cacao nibs.
I Kaledd It!
$10.75Kale, pineapple, dandelion, bananas, pear, honey, almond or coconut milk, and chia seeds.
Berry Monsta
$10.75Blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, banana, almond milk, and dates.
Oh Honey!
$10.75Orange, pineapple, mango, and almond or coconut milk.
Lollicup (16 oz)
$8.25A smoothie for the little ones with banana, raspberries, lemonade, and strawberry.
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Tea & Wellness
Warming spice, bright citrus, and concentrated goodness.
Golden Turmeric Latte
$6.50Steamed milk, turmeric, black pepper, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, black tea, cloves, lemon zest, and honey.
Heavenly Honey
$6.00Ginger, lemon, honey, cayenne pepper, and turmeric.
Ginger Zen Shot
$6.00A concentrated shot of fresh ginger.
Ingredients are reproduced from the published menu. No allergen or dietary claims have been added. Please confirm dietary needs, prices, and current availability with the café before ordering.
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